Why Schools Should NOT Be Run Like Businesses

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America loves business.

 

We worship the free market. Nothing is more infallible – not reason, not morals, not even God.

 

Money is the true measure of success – the more you have, the better a person you are.

 

This perverted ideology has taken over much of American life. Where we once cared about our country, justice and fair play, today it has all been reduced to dollars and cents.

 

Every problem can be answered by business. Every endeavor should be made more business-like. Every interaction should be modeled on the corporate contract, and every individual should try to maximize the outcome in his or her favor. Doing so is not just good for you, personally, but it’s what’s best for everyone involved. And this dogma is preached by the high priests of the market who claim that as they, themselves, get wealthier, one day we too will reap the same rewards – but that day never seems to come.

 

These principles are articles of faith so deeply ingrained that some folks can’t see past them. They have become the driving force behind our country and much of the world. Meanwhile, most people get ever poorer, our environment gets increasingly polluted and everything is up for sale.

 

One of the last holdouts against this market-driven nightmare is the public school system.

 

We still have widespread educational institutions run democratically at public expense dedicated to providing every child with the tools and opportunities to learn.

 

They’re not perfect. Far from it. But they enshrine one of the last vestiges of the America of our grandparents. Democracy and justice are the system’s core values – not profit, expansion and market share.

 

However, our schools suffer from disinvestment. Since we’ve segregated the rich from the poor into privileged and impoverished neighborhoods, it’s easy to provide more funding and resources to wealthy children and less to poor ones. That’s the main reason why some schools struggle – they haven’t the resources of the Cadillac institutions. Whenever we look at school spending, we look at an average allotment never bothering to consider that most of that money goes to children of the wealthy and much less to poor kids. Nor do we consider that more than half of our public school students live below the poverty line. Public schools strive to overcome the barriers of poverty, but the way we fund them ensures many of them are burdened by these same factors.

 

 

To make matters worse, our federal and state governments have allowed huge corporations to profit off our schools through an industry based on constant standardized testing and then selling schools the remediation materials to pass the tests. That’s all Common Core is – a more efficient way to market text books and test prep materials regardless of their inherent value (or lack thereof) to students. The same people criticizing public schools for being untouched by a business ethic often ignore how much they have already been brutalized by free market capitalism and the profit motive.

 

In any case, despite all these encumbrances, these problems are all surmountable. Doing so only requires us to go in the opposite direction away from the boardroom and the Wall Street subprime bubble. We need to work intrinsically for the good of each student. We need to see them as ends in themselves and not just incidentally for how much profit they can generate.

 

Unfortunately, such a solution is inconceivable to those in power. It goes against everything in which they believe. Too many Americans have been converted to the cult of the market so that the only solution they can support is to double down on what’s not working – to turn public schools even further into a business.

 

It’s absurd. Not everything benefits from being sold for a profit. Imagine if your spouse suggested running your marriage that way. It would turn you both into prostitutes selling yourselves at ever cheaper rates while any self respect, dignity and love disappeared.

 

Some things just are not for sale. Would you give up your deepest held convictions because doing so might help you turn a profit? Today I’m not a Christian, I believe in Baal because he’s got a bigger market share. Today I’m skeptical about gravity because the Acme Parachute Company is offering a bonus to jump out of the tenth floor naked.

 

Only fools let themselves be manipulated in this way. And that’s exactly what corporations and big business are trying to do with our public schools. Make no mistake. These are our institutions – they belong to us – yet privateers see a way to gobble up tax dollars while downgrading the services provided. They want to play us all for suckers even if it means leaving the next generation of poor and middle class children in the lurch. The only thing that matters to them is making bank.

 

They say we should run schools like a business? What kind of business exactly?

 

There are many different kinds of free enterprise. A coal company runs much differently from a restaurant, for example.

 

Public schools are nothing like any for-profit business. Sure, historically we’ve had a small percentage of private schools, but our country has never survived on an education system that is wholly private. By definition, the model does not work for everyone. That’s what the term “private” means – belonging to one person or group and not another. Our schools traditionally serve everyone. No single business in the country does that day-in-day-out. Perhaps we could find some new paradigm that would fit public schools, but let’s not pretend we can take some business model that already exists and apply it willy nilly. At the start, this mindset is naive at best.

 

Second, most businesses fail.

 

Most public schools succeed. They have a proven track record. Why are we going to jump to a model that builds its success on the failure of competitors?

 

Competition means there will be winners and losers. That’s fine in sports. It’s even fine in most goods and services. There’s not so much at stake. If I go to a bad restaurant, I have a bad meal. No big deal. I just go somewhere else tomorrow. If I get a bad education, there is no do over. I’m screwed.

 

That’s just not acceptable. Would you bet your life on opening a new restaurant? Would you bet your child’s education? Schools might not live up to your expectations, but the system isn’t set up from the outset so that some of them will eventually crash and burn.

 

Third, businesses get to choose their raw materials. If you’re making pizzas, you buy the best grains, cheese, tomatoes, etc. But public schools don’t get to choose their students. They have to teach even those who are more difficult to instruct. They accept kids with special needs, kids who’ve been abused, who live in poverty, who are undernourished, etc. And that’s how it needs to be.

 

If we were to follow the typical business model where the goal is merely profit, we would try to find ways to weed out these difficult students and make them someone else’s problem. In fact, that’s exactly what many privately-run charter schools and vouchers schools do. If they want our tax dollars, they shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate against our children. We should be seeking to stop such nefarious practices, not universalize them.

 

Finally, businesses are not essentially democratic. Corporations are beholden to their shareholders and businesses are beholden to their founders. Who, exactly, fits that role if we model our school after a business?

 

Public schools are run by democratically elected school boards. Privately run charter and voucher schools often are run by appointees. They aren’t beholden to the public who provide the tax dollars they need to operate. They are beholden to the limited group of people who would profit from them economically.

 

This is a terrible model for public schools. It gives very little back to the taxpayer. It gives less value to the student.

 

Should we run our schools like businesses? Not if we value students and taxpayers more than the handful of investors looking to profit off our dime.

Fake Trump Tweets – A Fun Way To Face The Coming Trumpocalypse

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Forgive me. I couldn’t help it.

Someone made a Website that allows you to make your own fake Donald Trump tweets, and I went to town.

I must have made a hundred of these suckers.

Can you blame me?

It’s so hard to resist making that narcissistic blowhard say whatever you want!

And it wasn’t just me.

It was all over my Facebook feed this weekend. All my virtual buddies were getting in on the act.

Perhaps that says something about me – I’m the kind of person that chooses to associate with people who would spend their precious leisure moments pretending to make the President-elect say stuff on Twitter.

But whatever. I guess that’s me.

Trump is the perfect target for ridicule. He’s going to be the chief executive of the United States, the Leader of the Free World, and he’s such a shallow, conceited asshole.

He’s lining up the worst kind of multi-millionaire white trash to populate his cabinet putting each person in exactly the position they’d be best suited to destroy.

He got into office exploiting middle America’s sexism and racism and, yes, economic hopelessness. These are the same folks who chide black people in Ferguson for rioting when a white cop gets off murdering a black teen. And then these same working class white folks go ahead and throw a brick through our collective windshield on election day!

Couldn’t you just turn over a squad car? Did you have to drive the whole freakin’ country into a ditch?

Anyway, it is what it is.

So in that spirit, I offer to you my favorite fake Trump tweets that I made over the weekend.

Let me stress – these tweets are fake. Donald Trump did not write any of this. (I know it can be hard to tell given how erratic he is as a personality, which is such a comfort now that he’s going to have the nuclear codes.) In addition, all spelling and grammatical mistakes are intentional. Call it Twitter Verite.

Anyway, I start with this one:


StevenSinger3 Your blog is just terrible. It’s all union lies. Your a teacher. What do you know? Nothing. You make less than $100K. Sad.

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This is how everyone seems to begin. You get The Donald to attack yourself. It would almost be a badge of honor. “Look, everyone! I’m important enough to be ridiculed by President Cheeto skin!”


Is Betsy Devos qualified to be Secretary of Education? Her check cleared! Of course she’s qualified! Huge Check! Bigly qualified!

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You can’t tell me the Republican megadonor didn’t pay for her position in the Trump administration. Money exchanged hands there. Why else nominate someone whose only previous experience has been giving money to politicians to push for less charter school transparency and more school vouchers?


I really like charter schools. They’re like if I had my own franchise of Trump Universities. You don’t have to teach. Go bankrupt. Make $!

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It would just make sense for someone who settled out of court for running a fake school to support charter schools. He knows a good scam when he sees one.


I love Common Core and so does Betsy DeVos. Wait a minute. Mike Pence says I hate Common Core. I hate Common Core and so does Betsy DeVos.

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Watching Trump try to stay on message is always a treat. What does he know about Common Core? His kids never went to public school. He hates it because he’s told to hate it. Betsy DeVos has been forced into that position despite a lifetime of advocating for the Core. These folks are so phony!


So many fake tweets about me. It’s unpresidented. I write all my tweets myself. Right after I get the order from Putin.

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Ah, Putin. Has any U.S. President had such a bromance with the leader of Russia?


I don’t like phonies. I like really talented people. That reminds me. Mariah Carey sure can sing! I wonder what she’s doing on Jan. 20.

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Low blow. I know.


Public schools should be run like Celebrity Apprentice. If you fail a test, you’re fired! Then your agent can book you on Dancing W/ The Stars.

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Public schools should be run like a business. Spend all the money then declare bankruptcy. It’s always worked for me!

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Public schools! Who needs them? I paid for all my kids to go to private schools. Why can’t everyone just inherit a fortune and go bankrupt?

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As an educator, it’s such a joy to hear him talk about public schools. He’s got no clue. But why would he? He’s a reality TV star and sometimes conman.


To all the haters, just give me a chance. Love is stronger than hate. I’m just a man. Now let’s all join hands and deport 3 million people!

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I am so sick of people asking me to “Give Trump a chance.” He’s made it very clear what he plans to do once in office. And he’s lining up Neo-nazis and business criminals to do it! If someone told me he was going to shoot me and then started loading his gun, I wouldn’t give him a chance. Sorry.


I admit it. I have a very small penis. I try to overcompensate by pretending I’m a great businessman, but I’m just blowing my inheritance.

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I decided to make Trump honest on that one. He’d be kind of pathetic if no one took him seriously.


It’s hilarious my voters think I’m going to do anything for them. I default on all my debts. I’ve never paid anyone back – ever! Suckers!

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More truth. We elected an obvious conman to the Oval Office. What else can you do but laugh, America?


Want to make your own fake Trump tweet? Check out this site before someone takes it down:

http://faketrumptweet.com/

In any case, it wouldn’t take much to create your own fake Trump tweets even without the site. Enjoy!